Attention Hogs

It's hard not to attract attention when you are amongst a mob of 32 excitable people adorned with white Carlsberg - Vote Team Kevki t-shirts, Carlsberg tattoos, self inking stamps to brand every unsuspecting passerby, all lead by a woman in a wild Carlsberg green mohawk (that would be me). Team Kevki took it to the streets last night and let everyone they passed know that they are a team who is not going to except anything less then a giant $100,000 Carlsberg party when this is all said and done.

It was a long and eventful night full of self promotion, Carlsberg promotion, Carlsberg consumption, poster pushing, body stamping, Carlsberg consumption, dancing, Kevki chanting, Carlsberg consumption, photo ops, oh and more Carlsberg consumption. All in all it was a very eventful and successful evening. Actually it was fantastic. I'd do it all again in a heart beat. Some people MAY have gotten a teensy bit carried away with the body stamping... ahem... Kevin, not mentioning any names. We all made new friends and new team members.

The Pheasant Plucker let us get up on the mic and tell the crowd about the Carlsberg Big Wedding Bash, the Aout'n About Pub gave us Carlsberg England soccer Jerseys, and we met up with Tomi Swick! Wait until you see the video of what he thinks of Team Kevki. ;) If nothing else, last night was a great night among good friends, new friends and memories to talk about for times to come. Thanks to everyone of you who came out and those of you who wished you could but couldn't. If we make it to round two you can count on another night of bonding mayhem!

Reason's Why Kevki Should Win The Carlsberg Big Wedding Bash

Reason # 1

Get Kevin Out of The Dog House

You see, Kim has been waiting to get married for just over 3 years now. Kevin keeps telling her it's going to happen. In fact he each time he tells her it's going to happen he follows it up with the word "soon". From what Kim can gather Kevin's version of soon differs greatly from her own.

The last time Kim asked "when?" Kevin promptly responded with "the ring is being made" That was a year ago. It would seem that this ring is being created completely from scratch and mining for the stone has not gone to plan. Kim is fairly certain that the mine must have collapsed and all of Kevin's mining efforts to find the perfect stone, a shiny blue sapphire, have been temporarily side tracked due to the rescue efforts of the minors, as well as the reconstruction of the mining site. What else could the hold up be?

The time before that Kim decided rather then wait for Kevin she would cleverly coax him into picking up the pace. She decided to send him a wedding invitation to their wedding that was to commence in 10 months, the first weekend in October to be exact. She would pick out the day, the decorations, the minister, do all the leg work and all he had to do was show up. What was the hard part? The hard part it would seem is that Kevin didn't find that very romantic, and as you may have cleverly guessed it did not come to pass.

As it turns out, Kevin has had a few too many follies and blunders in his attempts to be romantic and create the perfect situation in which he believes Kim deserves. Of course he refuses to tell her what these mishaps are until he's able to pull it off. What he doesn't seem to understand is that at this point in the game she would joyously say YES if he proposed to her while she was on the can.

Then the Carlsberg Big Wedding Bash was brought to their attention and all previous desires for a formal and romantic proposal flew out the window. It's full steam ahead now. This wedding IS their wedding. And if they manage to pull it off Kevin will most definitely be out of the "dog house".

If you'd like to help get Kevin out of the dog house then please be so inclined to drop by the Carlsberg Big Wedding Bash and vote for Kevki!

Carlsberg Big Wedding Bash

This blog has just been created for one purpose and one purpose only, to get Carlsberg Brewing Co. to throw Kevin and Kim, power name Kevki, a wedding bash that only Carlsberg can. So how, you may ask, are we supposed to do that? Well my friends I'd be only too happy to tell you.

You see, Carlsberg is holding a contest called the Big Wedding Bash. The couple with the most votes and impresses the Carlsberg Big Wedding Bash panel, wins a $100,000. wedding to be held in Toronto at the Capitol Event Theater on October 1st, 2010. But of course there is a bit of a twist. Of course there is a twist, it is after all a beer company throwing this bash. So at the end of the night everyone and anyone is invited to crash the wedding. So it is to be a major celebration.

Kevin and I have until August 2oth to get as many votes as possible and prove to the Big Bash panel that we're the awesomest couple and that to NOT choose us would cause great upset and devastations galore! After that we start all over again with more public votes! So it is to be a popularity contest. Hence the blog.

So here we go...

Vote for us and we'll put you in our wedding party. Actually I'm lying. They'll only accommodate a wedding party of 8 people. But you can take pride in knowing you did a good deed. After all, I've been waiting to get married for 3 years and counting now...