Sunday, August 1, 2010

Dear Ellen...

Late last night while fighting off sleep we took it upon ourselves to enlist in a little help from a greater source. After all we all know that we can't go about this life alone. We all need a little help from time to time to get us through the rough patches. And sometimes it is as simple as, ask and yea shall receive. So we took a deep breath and asked for a little help from a higher being.

Dear Ellen,

I'm sure people write to you all the time asking for help. Many of whom need help more then I do. But I have to write you just the same so I can at least say that I tried. If you choose to help a family who's living out of a dumpster over me I think I'll be able to find it in myself to understand.

Carlsberg is having a competition called the Big Wedding Bash. The most deserving couple wins a $100,000. wedding. Despite the fact that we have wanted to get married for a while now it hasn't worked out for us. We weighed the odds & realized we wanted a family much more then a legal piece of paper. We now have a delightful baby boy named Jackson & it is more apparent then ever that we want to be married to make our family official. My mother vomits in her mouth a little every time I toy with the idea of going to city hall. The Big Wedding Bash would solve all our wedding woes & we could finally be an official family. We want to profess our unyielding love & then celebrate with the biggest party ever.

We need votes & the attention of the Carlsberg Judging Panel & who better then you to get us the attention we need? SO, if you're not too busy, could you vote for us? & vote for Team Kevki? If we win, which we will, you are most definitely invited!

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Thank you SO much, if for nothing else then for taking the time to read this. Good luck achieving world domination.

You're fans,

Kim & Kevin

Keep your fingers crossed for us. Hopefully Ellen, in all her splendor, will smile down upon us, thus casting her greatness in our general direction stimulating a domino effect of attention whilst causing a happily ever after for Team Kevki!

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